"Things that make you go..."Hmmm".."

Step: #1 (flat B octave)

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The most important thing that is of the utmost importance you need to know about me, above anything else is..
"Hey!!!! Who brought the corndogs?!?!"

I''m terribly sorry about that,
Ok so the most important thing about me, (as if there''s a rule book somewhere but we''ll play along as such) is:

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Don''t ever take 97% of what I say to heart. Meaning as, I tend to try to make humor out of any type of situation or conversation. Now, that''s not to say I''m childish by any means, absolutely not. But I do tend to have somewhat of a dry sense of humor and if you''re able to understand my references and also are able to decipher and calculate hydrothermal nuclear mechanics.. well then shut up and take my money!!! *whispers* (this is one of those moments for you, the reader, at home to test yourself on weather or not you''re going to have a slight A,HA!! moment or you''re just.. gonna.. sit.. there.. and.... not...

Ok, moving right along:

Exhibit B:

Second most important thing to know about me, is actually, inadvertently about you. Just be yourself, seems like a simple idea doesn't it? BUT it''s actually very surprising how many people cannot seem to grasp the concept.. I get it, when you meet someone new that you''re interested in and vise versa you tend to lock up all of a sudden and as a side effect, usually forget how to life.. yeah I''ve done it too but I''ve also learned throughout my travels, the best way to see if there might possibly be any type of connection is to just be you..

Interests

• The Ubiquitous Book On Clichés
• Giving Legal Advice On Illegal Devices
• losing My Keys
• Losing Your Keys
• Giving Horrible Investment Strategy
• Hearding Cats
• Trying To Understand Free Form Jazz
• Pop-Tarts
• Low Sodium Oxygen
• Dehydrated Water
• Swedish Motivational Elevator Music
• Pie Charts of Bar's, Bar Charts of Pies